Do not, I repeat. Do not by any circumstance rent, buy, or even entertain the thought of seeing the movie "The Crucifier" directed by Bill Zebub (I know, the name was a give-away but I did it anyway).
It is possibly the worst film made by heavy metal wanna-be avant garde film majors.
This is coming from someone that has absolutely zero expectations from a movie. Hell, I give every piece of crap a chance but this one had a crap story.
My guess is it was made so the director and his drinking buddies could get a bunch of girls to get semi-naked for them and to give the director's Rammstein-like heavy metal band some exposure by using their music as the soundtrack.
I tried for a bit but I had to give it up. IT WAS TERRIBLE!! And that's the kind words I have for it.
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